independentwomenpart1:

baddiebey:

Tfw you’re the third wheel and nobody cares about what have to say

Drake: And then I started to tell my driver tha-

Jay-Z: Bwahaha, great story Aubrey; this one time I-

Drake: Firstable, Jay-Zed I’m trying to talk to my wife and second evolve we are not on a first name basis I’m not calling you Shawn so you do not need to call me Aubrey.

Jay-Z: But Beyoncé gets to call yo- 

Beyoncé: Corey I am his WIFE and we’re trying to have a conversation so can your thirteen times retired ass please go do something productive like finishing your verse for Pound Cake?

democratickitties:
“ Abraham Lincoln, 1863
”

democratickitties:

Abraham Lincoln, 1863

ca-ca-canada:

thatfunnyblog:

cinematic masterpiece

most of this scene was improv too

saepphire:

stupidoomdoodles:

hello we’re in 2014 and vegeta being an overly enthusiastic good father is still as hilarious a concept as ever

Some friends and I made some rap music. It would be awesome if you checked it out!

I Thought I Was Out

But now I’m back. Also hit up the dopest blog

BusinessCasual2k14.tumblr.com

inverted-album-art:

the world is a beautiful place, but we have to make it that way
whenever you find home, we’ll make it more than just a shelter 
and if everyone belongs there, it will hold us all together
if you’re afraid to die, then so am I